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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"
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"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Asians are such bad drivers.. I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."
"Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"
"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."