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Joke of the Day

"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."

"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."

"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."

"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"

"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."