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Joke of the Day

"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."

"I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*"

"Why did the Irish call their currency the ""Punt"" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager"

"Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)"

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"

"How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb? I ain't buyin those fancy *Tek-noh-lo-jikal* Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready."

"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."

"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the whites out."