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Joke of the Day
"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"
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"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."
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"What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple? iPatch"
"There are two muffins baking in an oven: One muffin says to the other, ""Damn it's hot in here!"" To which the other muffin says, ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"
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"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
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"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."