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Joke of the Day

"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."

"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."

"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""

"My mate asked me why I had sex noises saved on my iPod... I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex"". He asked, ""Ah, is the wife a bit quiet in the bedroom?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I work in a morgue."""

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down."

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam."

"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."