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Joke of the Day

"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."

"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"

"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"

"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."

"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."

"How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so I bought a bigger bed."

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."