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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh? At some point they turned into Mummys"
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"When you put the punchline in the title... How do you ruin a joke?"
"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""
"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent"
"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."
"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute blonde?"