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Joke of the Day

"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."

"A Jewish boy... A jewish boy ask's his father for 5 dollars. His father says ""What do you need 4 dollars for? 3's enough. Here's 2."" and gives him 1."

"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."

"3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."

"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"

"Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken."