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Joke of the Day
"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"
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"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"
"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"
"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"
"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"
"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."
"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"
"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."