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Joke of the Day

"My skills Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life."

"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."

"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"

"Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?"

"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."

"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."

"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""