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Joke of the Day

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"I wish instead of Grammar Nazis there were Grammar Angels. They'd quietly whisper, ""Baby, you made a mistake. Let me fix it for you. -hug-"""

"A man ran into a hospital and yelled, ""I have only 59 seconds to live.""The receptionist said, ""Just a minute, please."""

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."

"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."

"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."