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Joke of the Day
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."
Next Joke
"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."
"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"
"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"
"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"
"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"
"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"
"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"
"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."