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Joke of the Day

"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"My roommate called to tell me our apartment was inflamed... ...so I told him to give it some ibuprofen and put it to bed."

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"

"I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad's really going to get the hump!"

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."

"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now"