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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button."

"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet"

"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."

"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."