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Joke of the Day
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
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"Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently."
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"
"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb One American to hire a Mexican to change the bulb and other 323.99 million to complain about outsiders stealing their jobs"
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."
"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"