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Joke of the Day

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"If Donald Trump builds a 40 foot wall... The only thing he'll do is create a market for 41 foot ladders."

"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."

"I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV."

"Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now"