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Joke of the Day

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"

"Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce? It's picked-out daily south of the border."

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""

"What's a Japanese person's hangover cure? Soba Noodles"

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"

"Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button."

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."

"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."

"A man walks into a bar So a man walked into the bar carrying a roll of Tarmac. He orders one pint and one for the road."