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Joke of the Day

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""

"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday."

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"