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Joke of the Day

"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."

"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"

"This year I'm the Invisible Man for Halloween, according to this bartender that apparently hasn't seen me standing here for an hour"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"

"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."

"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."

"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"

"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""