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Joke of the Day
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
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"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"What do you call a cannibal who eats quadriplegics? Vegetarians."
"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car."
"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."