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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"
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"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""
"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."
"I love doing laundry... It's the only time you can separate the whites from the coloreds and no one gets offended."
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."
"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."
"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."