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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals"

"I use head&shoulders Me: I use head&shoulders frequently Friend: But you dont have dandroof? Me: Exactly!"

"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."

"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""

"I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one. Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours."

"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."

"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."

"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."

"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"