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Joke of the Day

"i bet cough drops were invented before candy, because if they were invented after then they'd be called candy."

"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"

"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"

"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."

"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"

"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."

"Mules... are SO half-assed."