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Joke of the Day
"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."
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"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"
"Yesterday, my dog was humping my leg So stupid, had to show him where my butthole was."
"As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back..... And my front."
"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."
"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"