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Joke of the Day
"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"
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"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"
"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."
"An astrologer asks a lady if she wanted to know her husband's future... To which she replied, ""I decide his future, tell me about his past"""
"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"
"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""? ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."
"please tell me that when we defeat ISIS they will have to become WASWAS"
"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."