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Joke of the Day
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
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"As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: ""Let me see your phone"""
"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."
"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."
"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"
"What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke? To get to the other side."