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Joke of the Day

"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"

"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"

"""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!"" I scream to my dogs as they all watch me trip, run into the coffee table and spill my coffee all over myself."

"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male."

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."

"What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers? Mournin'"

"Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long."