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"What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers? Mournin'"
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"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."
"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."
"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."
"What actor touches every girl on set? David Cop-a-feel"
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"A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel? Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"
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