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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."
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"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"
"Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit"
"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"
"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."
"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"
"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."
"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."
"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"