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Joke of the Day
"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."
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"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"The first woman on the moon. ""Houston we have a problem."" What? ""nevermind"" What's the problem?? ""nothing"" Please tell us!? ""You know what the problem is."""
"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"
"*tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*"
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"Stay away from this guy!!!"
"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"