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Joke of the Day
"Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long."
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"Breaking Bad joke (credit to edrubio6) Skyler: Hey, Walt, wanna hear a joke? Walter: Okay. Skyler: Knock kno- Walter: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"
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"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""