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Joke of the Day

"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"

"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"""I have a coupon for a large 2 topping"" ""What toppings?"" ""Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza"" ""Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"""

"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"

"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"