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Joke of the Day

"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in..."

"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""

"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."

"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."

"Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!"

"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""

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