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Joke of the Day
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
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"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"
"Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"A lawyer, a high jumper and an Irish man walk up to a bar The lawyer passed it, the high jumper jumped over it and the Irish man went in and got wasted."
"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."
"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."
"I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number."
"Job openings. A female HR calls a guy: Lady: Sir, I have two openings. Man: Yes, I know. The lady hangs up."
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."