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Joke of the Day

"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""

"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."

"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."

"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."

"The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France."

"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."

"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"

"Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with."

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."