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Joke of the Day
"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."
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"I'm sorry I said your head looks too small to power your body."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles bangles and beads...!"
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."
"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"