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Joke of the Day

"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""

"A Freudian slip... ...is where you say one thing but fuck your mother."

"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"

"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."

"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin and I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat."

"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"