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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."
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"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."
"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."
"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"
"What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring."
"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"Why is there the occasional black Jew? Because Hilter kept them in the oven for too long."
"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."
"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."