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Joke of the Day

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""I'm peeing in here!"""

"They always punch up the fuckline. Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?"

"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"

"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty."

"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"

"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"