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Joke of the Day

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."

"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"

"What time are you supposed to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!"

"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"We would tease Jacob because he had glasses. Once we pulled them of him, but then he began to tease us because we had glasses."

"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."

"I have never met a farmer that isn't pro tractor"