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Joke of the Day
"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."
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"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."
"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."
"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"
"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."
"A conservative christian, a fat guy and a meat eater are all sitting at the bar... you'll find this in almost every bar in America."
"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."