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Joke of the Day

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"

"How can you tell when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth."

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"

"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."

"Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy"

"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."

"A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, can you read any of those letters?' read it?' the polish person answered, i know him!'"

"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""

"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"

"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""