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Joke of the Day

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."

"after my son won his soccer game, his teammate invited us over to celebrate. it was father, son, and the goalie host"

"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer..."

"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day. Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much."