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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an April Fool's!"
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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"
"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."
"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"