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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"

"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"

"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."

"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."

"What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears? ""You're hired"" ""Not guilty"""

"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"

"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."

"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."