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Joke of the Day
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."
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"Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin? Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro"
"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."
"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."
"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."
"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"
"Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak"
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!"