104232
Joke of the Day
"What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian? Rigatoni!"
Next Joke
"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"
"""Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?"" why would- ""It's because they're sold by weight-"" Dan, NO ""not by volume"""
"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."
"Best worst pick up lines? Anything and everything. ""Hey, how much does a seal weigh?"" "" I dunno?"" ""Just enough to break the ice."""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"
"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"
"Sorry I can't make it to lunch today. I forgot to shorten ""people"" to ppl in a text this morning and now I'm totally behind schedule."
"A person is sentenced to death by freezing It's justice."