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"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."
"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."
"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."
"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."
"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"
"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."