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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."

"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."

"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."

"Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family."

"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""

"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."