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Joke of the Day

"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."

"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."

"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight."

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"

"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"

"A magician was driving down a street when suddenly... he turned into a driveway."

"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."

"Every girl loves when a boy whispers those three special words in her ear. ""Let's go fishin'."" Merica."