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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."

"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"

"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."

"So today I found out why clickbait is so effective"

"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."

"I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card."

"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."