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Joke of the Day
"Why did the illegal latinos all fail their English classes? They didn't turn in their eses."
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"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast."
"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."
"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They're awake now"
"On his deathbed, a man is asked if he wants anything said at his funeral. ""Oh look, he's moving."""
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."
"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"