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Joke of the Day
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
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"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."
"My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her."
"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"
"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"
"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."
"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""
"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."