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Joke of the Day

"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."

"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."

"What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo"

"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven."

"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."

"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"