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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"

"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."

"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"

"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."

"I know what I am going to name my first yacht Z. I can't wait to be a dad"

"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."

"Its amazing how much power a simple clipboard can wield. Today I fired my boss. What could he say? I have the clipboard."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."